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How to Survive a Zombie Attack

Matt Cowley about over 6 years ago

You know, just in case.

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I feel safer now!

"alternately" & "but what about"

Alternately.... You could jump into a time machine and transport yourself back to 1967 or earlier. Zombies didn't eat flesh until 1968 (a subspecies did not focus on brains until 1985). Anyway, zombies I can handle, But what about.... Political ads! How do I save myself from them?! They invade my home through my television cable! They try to ambush me from my mailbox (sometimes trying (but ultimately failing) to disguise themselves as something important)! They leer at me from front yards where they've attached themselves defiantly! True, political ads don't eat brains, but they are capable of having a numbing/ liquefying effect on them. Fortunately, political ads don't seem to survive long after Halloween, usually starting to die off by the 2nd week of November. Unfortunately, like trolls, they seem to have the power to regenerate - every 2 to 4 years. To get through a plague of political ads, I suggest a good book, occasional injections of Stephen Colbert, and lots and lots of commercial-free Community Radio. Good luck.